To whom it may concern—
Yes, Bunny & Hare Law Offices is accepting new clients, even if BHGA is currently at max capacity.
No, we do not waive fees because “the curse was emotionally taxing.”
No, you may not challenge a magistrate to trial-by-combat without paperwork.
And if you’re bringing live creatures into the lobby again, make sure they’re housebroken this time.
Appointments are available weekdays. Bring documentation, witnesses, and enough common sense to survive the waiting room.
— Midge
Senior Administrative Coordinator
Bunny & Hare Law Offices
