Notice to Prospective Applicants
Applications for the Bunny & Hare Guild Alliance are now officially closed.
After a thorough and entirely impartial selection process (with only minimal legal maneuvering), six exceptionally brave—and, one hopes, competent—adventurers have been chosen to join our inaugural ranks. Their trials begin immediately, and with them, the next chapter of this guild’s rather promising legacy.
To those who expressed interest: your ambition has been noted, filed, and in some cases, bookmarked for future consideration. Opportunities have a way of… reappearing, particularly under my stewardship.
Until then, I advise you to remain sharp, stay solvent, and avoid signing any contracts you do not fully understand—unless I am the one presenting them.
With professional finality,
H. Bunny, Esq.
Founder, Bunny & Hare Guild Alliance
P.S. — Should circumstances change (as they so often do), this notice may be amended. I do enjoy amendments.