
A Letter to Prospective Members of the Bunny & Hare Guild Alliance
Penned by H. Bunny, Esq.
Esteemed (and potentially employable) Adventurer,
If you are reading this, then either fortune has smiled upon you… or you have a remarkable talent for wandering into places of consequence. In either case—welcome.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am H. Bunny, Esq.—attorney-at-law, occasional problem-solver, and, when circumstances demand it, a rather accomplished practitioner of the arcane and the… less-than-arcane. For several decades, I have operated within the fine city of Waterdeep, navigating both its courts and its shadows with equal precision. My reputation, depending on whom you ask, ranges from “distinguished legal mind” to “that rabbit you should absolutely not underestimate.”
Both are correct.
Over the years, I have amassed considerable wealth and influence—purely in the interest of justice, of course. Admittedly, my methods have, at times, leaned toward the… creative. Rest assured: any nefariousness was conducted with the utmost altruistic intent. The courts have yet to prove otherwise.
My career has not been confined to ink and parchment. I have faced the infernal designs of Asmodeus’s minions, survived encounters that would reduce lesser souls to footnotes, and secured for myself a rather comfortable estate—one that stands as a testament to perseverance, cunning, and a healthy disregard for conventional limitations.
Which brings us to you.
The Bunny & Hare Guild Alliance is my latest endeavor—a guild founded in the town of Daggerford, just far enough from Waterdeep to allow for… flexibility. Here, I intend to gather individuals of talent, ambition, and at least a tolerable sense of discretion. Whether your skills lie in blade, spell, subterfuge, or something more esoteric, there may be a place for you among us.
This guild is not merely a band of sellswords. It is an institution in the making. We take contracts others decline. We resolve matters others cannot. And, on occasion, we ensure that justice is served in ways the law has yet to formally recognize.
In return, you will find opportunity—wealth, renown, and perhaps even purpose. You will also find danger, moral ambiguity, and paperwork. Yes, paperwork. I am still a lawyer, after all.
Should you choose to apply, know this: I value competence, loyalty, and initiative. I have little patience for fools, but a great deal of appreciation for those willing to learn.
And if, in the course of your service, you happen to uncover certain… opportunities of a profitable nature, I encourage you to bring them to my attention. For legal review, naturally.
I look forward to seeing what you are made of.
With professional regards (and a watchful eye),
H. Bunny, Esq.
Founder, Bunny & Hare Guild Alliance
Senior Partner, Bunny & Hare Law Offices
For someone with little patience for fools, you have selected an interesting party.
-Balazar